In a shocking revelation, it has come to light that Monday, the dreaded first day of the week, was a cunning creation of evil geniuses hell-bent on tormenting humanity. According to anonymous sources, these nefarious…
In a shocking development, the world has witnessed a dramatic rise in the popularity of “Google Med School.” As more and more individuals take their health into their own hands, the era of self-diagnosis and…
In a surprise announcement today, Hollywood celebrities have revealed their plans to create a new country, which they have named “Celebristan.” According to the statement, the new nation will be built entirely by celebrities and…
In a shocking turn of events, Kim Kardashian has announced that she is giving up her glamorous lifestyle to become a children’s party clown. The reality TV star, known for her fashionable outfits and luxurious…
In a surprising move, singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran has filed lawsuits against his own fans for using his songs in their memes without obtaining proper permission. Sheeran claims that the use of his music in memes…
A surprising new study suggests that working the night shift may actually be better for your health than getting a full night’s sleep. According to the study, night shift workers tend to have lower rates…
In a shocking turn of events, doctors are now recommending smoking cigarettes to improve lung health and boost the immune system. According to a recent study, smoking can stimulate the body’s natural defenses and reduce…
Rapper Snoop Dogg shocked the political world today with his announcement of a new political movement. The movement, called “Snoop for Prez,” is set to launch next month and aims to “bring the funk back…
London’s mayor, Max Power, has recently been awarded the title of the fittest man in the city. The secret to his success? Running away from his responsibilities on a daily basis. According to sources close…
Scientists have discovered a groundbreaking way to help your favorite team win: scream at the TV! According to a recent study, shouting and cheering loudly during a game can actually improve your team’s performance. The…