HEALTH

In a sobering report that has left statisticians scratching their heads, scientists have declared a global pandemic of degradation. This isn’t your typical viral outbreak; it’s a gradual decline in common sense, critical thinking, and…

In a groundbreaking operation, French surgeons have successfully completed the first-ever navel transplant. The procedure, which took place in a Parisian hospital known for its avant-garde approach to medicine, has been hailed as a “belly…

A team of doctors from the University of Cambridge has made a groundbreaking discovery: they have identified and removed an organ that they claim is responsible for human malice, aggression, and evil. The organ, which…

A team of surgeons from the University of California has successfully performed the world’s first third eye transplant, a groundbreaking procedure that aims to improve the vision and perception of the patients. The third eye,…

The World Health Organization (WHO) has released a shocking study that anticipates a 15% rise in the global incidence of hiccups by 2050. This comprehensive analysis of data from 195 countries attributes the surge in…

Peru has become the first country in the world to recognize spells as a form of official medicine. The decision was made after a study by the Ministry of Health showed that spells were more…

A new study has found that eating overripe fruits can make one happier and less depressed. The study, conducted by researchers from the University of London, involved 100 volunteers who were suffering from low mood…

A pharmaceutical company has announced that it has developed a breakthrough cure for a disease that does not exist. The company claims that the drug, named Nixil, can effectively treat the symptoms of Nixiosis, a…

A new study by researchers from the University of Oxford has found that people who wear perfume regularly have a lower risk of contracting seasonal diseases, such as colds, flu, and allergies. The study, which…