Articles by Greanche


San Francisco Cannabis Initiative

San Francisco’s High Spirits Initiative

In a bold move that’s raising eyebrows and spirits, San Francisco’s city officials have announced the launch of the “High Spirits Initiative,” a program designed to distribute free cannabis to all residents over the age…


Unexpected Double Wedding

Double Wedding Whammy: Groom Marries Stranger

In a bizarre twist of fate, an Iranian groom found himself inadvertently hitched to a complete stranger on his wedding day. The ceremony, which was supposed to be the happiest day of his life, took…



French Tourist Hiatus

French Say “Au Revoir” to Tourists

In an unprecedented move, France has declared that it is “taking a break” from tourists. The announcement came early this morning from the newly formed “Federation for the Restoration of French Serenity” (FRFS). “We just…


Jean-Claude Van Damme Selfie Incident

Van Damme’s Kick Goes Viral

In a bizarre incident that has fans kicking up a fuss, Jean-Claude Van Damme, the Muscles from Brussels, inadvertently turned a fan selfie into a no-fly zone. During a meet-and-greet, the action star’s legendary leg…


Arachnid Rights Movement

Monarch’s Web of Equality

In a move that has left many tangled in debate, the King of New Zealand’s indigenous people has made a royal proclamation calling for equal rights between humans and spiders. “It’s time we weave a…