In an unprecedented move, France has declared that it is “taking a break” from tourists. The announcement came early this morning from the newly formed “Federation for the Restoration of French Serenity” (FRFS). “We just…
In a bizarre incident that has fans kicking up a fuss, Jean-Claude Van Damme, the Muscles from Brussels, inadvertently turned a fan selfie into a no-fly zone. During a meet-and-greet, the action star’s legendary leg…
In a move that has left many tangled in debate, the King of New Zealand’s indigenous people has made a royal proclamation calling for equal rights between humans and spiders. “It’s time we weave a…
A team of doctors from the University of Cambridge has made a groundbreaking discovery: they have identified and removed an organ that they claim is responsible for human malice, aggression, and evil. The organ, which…
A gay activist and lawyer has announced his candidacy for the mayor of Ankara, the capital city of Turkey, in a bold move that challenges the conservative and homophobic culture of the country. Mehmet Ali,…
Ben Affleck, the actor who played Batman in several movies, proved that he is a real superhero by saving a cat from a tree. The incident happened on Saturday, when Affleck was walking his dog…
A group of environmentalists and economists has launched a new cryptocurrency that promises to revolutionize the global economy and fight climate change. The cryptocurrency, called GreenCoin, is based on the production of clean and renewable…
The pop star and fashion icon Lady Gaga has revealed her latest venture: a clothing line inspired by the smells of her garden. The line, called Gaga Garden, features garments that are infused with various…
A gibbon who was arrested by Indian authorities on suspicion of spying for China has been released after passing a lie detector test. The gibbon, named Ping, was captured near the border with China, where…
The leader of the French unemployed movement, Jean-Pierre Sans-Emploi, has called for an immediate and unconditional exit of France from NATO and the EU, claiming that they are the main causes of the country’s economic…