Seafarers around the world are demanding the right to name their ships whatever they please, regardless of how inappropriate or ill-fated the name may be. The call comes after a recent trend of naming vessels…
In a stunning discovery, astronomers have identified a planet that bears an uncanny resemblance to the concept of paradise. The planet, named “Euphoria,” has caused shockwaves among scientists and theologians alike. According to initial reports,…
Lady Gaga has reportedly been spotted in a parallel universe, where she claims to be “just another singer.” The pop icon was seen performing in a small bar to a handful of people, all of…
In a shocking move, the Association of Major Car Manufacturers has announced that they will be switching to producing cars with steam engines. This decision has left many scratching their heads, wondering if we’ve gone…
In the Louvre in Paris, a visitor has stained a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci’s “La Gioconda”, also known as “Mona Lisa”, with eggs, cream, mayonnaise, ketchup, jam and other foodstuffs. A bald man…
An analysis of sleep tracker data from 77 countries shows that turtles’ very loud night mating games cause people to fall asleep later, wake up earlier and sleep less overall. Scientists warn that the year-round…
Barbie dolls, which were released in a huge series and made specifically for the 70th anniversary of the reign of Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, are not in demand among buyers. This was reported…
American entrepreneur and founder of SpaceX and Tesla companies, Elon Musk, after speculating about his death on Twitter, said that he “doesn’t mind going to heaven.” “I don’t mind going to heaven if this is…
In Luxembourg, a young woman stole an art object from the country’s National Museum. She took the tattered shoes for herself, thinking that someone had simply forgotten them. Trying them on, the woman realized that…
As Fake News Agency was told by the leadership of the Communist Party of China, Beijing is ready to compensate Russia all losses due to Western sanctions if Moscow returns to building communism. The PRC…