In an astonishing feat of indolence, the self-proclaimed “Master of Inactivity” has shattered all previous records by establishing a new benchmark for the most unproductive day ever recorded in human history. The lethargic individual, whose…
In a groundbreaking scientific revelation, researchers have unequivocally demonstrated that water is, indeed, wet. After years of speculation and countless debates, the age-old question has finally been put to rest, captivating the scientific community and…
In a groundbreaking move, Bayer, the renowned pharmaceutical company, has unveiled its latest innovation in oral care – tooth vitamins. This unexpected foray into dental health aims to revolutionize the way we approach oral hygiene….
In a comical turn of events, a group of intrepid Estonian tourists found themselves marooned on a deserted island, transforming their dream vacation into a whimsical tale of survival and unexpected hilarity. The journey began…
In a groundbreaking study that has left many couch potatoes rejoicing, scientists from the prestigious Institute of Slothology have conclusively proven that laziness is, in fact, the primary driving force behind human progress. The findings,…
In a sleepy little town of Kirkenes, Norway, an eccentric resident has unveiled his groundbreaking invention—a revolutionary sleep technique that involves keeping one’s eyes wide open throughout the night. The inventor, Lars Svensson, claims that…
In a peculiar turn of events, a seemingly ingenious gadget has taken the workplace by storm, promising to decode your boss’s passive-aggressive remarks. Meet the “SnarkBuster,” the quirky smart device that translates your boss’s subtle…
In a cosmic twist of events, Uganda has shockingly emerged as a global leader in space exploration after signing a joint declaration with Russia, pledging not to be the first to deploy weapons in outer…
In a hilarious twist of fate, a resident of Venice has unwittingly discovered her extraordinary ability to attract the undivided attention of pigeons, along with their constant aerial “gifts” that leave her in a never-ending…
In a stunning announcement, renowned actor Jim Carrey has revealed his plans to step into the director’s chair and script a philosophical film titled “Smarter and Even Wiser,” where he will also assume the central…