In a surprising twist that has Hollywood buzzing, Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced his plans to direct and star in a melodrama titled “The Last Action Hero’s Heart.” Known for his muscular roles in action-packed blockbusters, Schwarzenegger is ready to show his softer side.
“I’ve battled terminators and predators, but now it’s time to tackle the greatest challenge yet: love,” declared Schwarzenegger at a press conference, flexing his biceps for emphasis. The film, set to be a tender exploration of love in the autumn years, will feature Schwarzenegger as a retired bodybuilder who finds romance in the most unlikely of places – a knitting circle.
Insiders report that the script has scenes of Schwarzenegger delicately crafting scarves and whispering sweet nothings over cups of herbal tea. “It’s a story about vulnerability, about the strength it takes to open your heart,” Schwarzenegger explained, adding that he’s been practicing crying between sets at the gym.
The project, which Schwarzenegger assures will include at least one explosion – for old times’ sake – is already generating Oscar buzz, and knitting enthusiasts worldwide are eagerly awaiting the premiere. “I’ll be back,” he quipped, “with a love story that will make you feel the burn in your heart.”