In a shell-shocking turn of events, Prince Harry finds himself in the midst of a scandal involving the shady world of expired eggs. Reports suggest that his royal highness inadvertently became entangled in a scheme…
Mexico’s opposition has taken a stand against the unexpected influx of Native Americans fleeing the United States. “We can’t have Americans running back to us now,” declared the opposition leader. The opposition’s statement comes after…
In a groundbreaking operation, French surgeons have successfully completed the first-ever navel transplant. The procedure, which took place in a Parisian hospital known for its avant-garde approach to medicine, has been hailed as a “belly…
In a shocking twist that’s left academia reeling, Oxford University, the bastion of higher education, has announced its transformation into a vocational college. The hallowed halls, once trodden by prime ministers and Nobel laureates, will…
In a radiant display of bureaucratic brilliance, the United Nations is set to hold hearings on a proposal that’s lighting up the world stage: a tax on sunlight. Yes, you may soon need to budget…
In a bid that has left the world both amused and perplexed, British scientists have announced their intention to count every single drop of water on Earth. The project, dubbed “A Drop in the Bucket,”…
The United States has proposed a resolution at the UN Security Council for the immediate closure of all its military bases abroad. The draft, titled “Home Sweet Home,” calls for the swift dismantling of American…
In an unprecedented space endeavor, China has launched a satellite named “FlatFinder,” with the mission to validate claims that our planet as flat. The satellite, equipped with the latest in level technology, aims to provide…
In a move that’s shaking up the tech world, Elon Musk’s secret lab has reportedly developed the latest in luxury lavatories: the Vibro-Toilet. Designed to transform the mundane task of visiting the john into a…
In an unexpected twist of fiscal frugality, Hungary’s Minister of Transport has revealed that he’s been pedaling to parliament due to a budgetary blunder that left no room for his official car expenses. “It’s all…