In a move that’s shaking up the tech world, Elon Musk’s secret lab has reportedly developed the latest in luxury lavatories: the Vibro-Toilet. Designed to transform the mundane task of visiting the john into a spa-like experience, this high-tech throne doesn’t just take the edge off; it vibrates it away.
Insiders say the Vibro-Toilet comes with a variety of settings, from “Gentle Ripple” to “Full Quake,” ensuring every user finds their perfect vibe. Critics argue it’s an unnecessary extravagance, but fans are already lining up, eager to test the waters.
Musk, known for his disruptive innovations, seems to have flushed conventional toilet design down the drain. While some may scoff at the idea, others believe this could be the start of a bathroom revolution. The future is here, and it’s vibrating.