Scooping Up Happiness in the Dead of Winter
A recent study conducted by the Institute for Culinary Psychology has uncovered an unexpected correlation between winter ice cream consumption and overall happiness levels. The […]
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Nestle Shifts Focus to Spiritual Nourishment Amid Declining Birth Rates
In response to plummeting birth rates worldwide, Nestle, the renowned food and beverage conglomerate, has announced a groundbreaking pivot towards spiritual sustenance. This strategic shift […]
OPEC’s Overflow: World Awash in Oil
In an unprecedented turn of events, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) has declared that the world is, quite literally, overflowing with oil. In […]
Schwarzenegger’s Romantic Turn
In a surprising twist that has Hollywood buzzing, Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced his plans to direct and star in a melodrama titled “The Last Action […]
Smiling from afar: the secret to neighborly happiness
A new study has found that smiling at your neighbors from a safe distance can boost their mood and make them more friendly towards you. […]
Solar flares linked to stock market volatility
A group of leading economists has claimed to have found a correlation between solar flares and the fluctuations of the global stock market. According to […]
Quantum Physicists Uncover That Schrödinger’s Cat Is Actually a Dog
A group of quantum researchers from the University of Vienna has made a surprising discovery that challenges one of the most famous thought experiments in […]
Trump Promises to Change the Calendar and Make America Great Again
President Donald Trump, who is seeking re-election in November, has unveiled a bold and unprecedented plan to make America great again by changing the calendar […]
Scientists discover a huge source of knowledge in water
Scientists have made a remarkable discovery that could revolutionize the fields of education, research and technology. They have found that water contains a huge amount […]
Vegan activists storm a butcher shop
A band of vegan activists caused quite a stir in Buenos Aires, Argentina, as they recently made a dramatic entrance into a local butcher shop, […]