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Global Oil Surplus

OPEC’s Overflow: World Awash in Oil

In an unprecedented turn of events, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) has declared that the world is, quite literally, overflowing with oil. In a statement released earlier today, OPEC officials announced, “We’ve hit…


Schwarzenegger Melodrama Debut

Schwarzenegger’s Romantic Turn

In a surprising twist that has Hollywood buzzing, Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced his plans to direct and star in a melodrama titled “The Last Action Hero’s Heart.” Known for his muscular roles in action-packed blockbusters,…



solar flares and stock market

Solar flares linked to stock market volatility

A group of leading economists has claimed to have found a correlation between solar flares and the fluctuations of the global stock market. According to their research, the intense bursts of radiation from the sun…




water reader device

Scientists discover a huge source of knowledge in water

Scientists have made a remarkable discovery that could revolutionize the fields of education, research and technology. They have found that water contains a huge amount of hidden knowledge that can be accessed and extracted by…


Vegan Activists Protest at Buenos Aires Butcher Shop

Vegan activists storm a butcher shop

A band of vegan activists caused quite a stir in Buenos Aires, Argentina, as they recently made a dramatic entrance into a local butcher shop, demanding that the owner cease meat sales and switch to…