President Donald Trump, who is seeking re-election in November, has unveiled a bold and unprecedented plan to make America great again by changing the calendar system. Trump declared that if he wins the election, he will replace the current Gregorian calendar, which is based on the birth of Jesus Christ, with a new Trumpian calendar, which is based on his inauguration as the 45th president of the United States.
Trump explained that the new calendar will start from January 20, 2017, which will be the first day of the first year of the Trumpian era, or T1. The next year, 2024, will be the eighth year of the Trumpian era, or T8. Trump stated that the new calendar will reflect the greatness and glory of his presidency, and that it will honor his achievements and legacy.
Trump added that the new calendar will also simplify and streamline the dates and times, which will make America more efficient and productive. He announced that he will abolish the leap years, daylight saving time, and time zones, and that he will adopt a 10-month, 50-week, and 500-day year, with each day having 10 hours, each hour having 100 minutes, and each minute having 100 seconds.
Trump claimed that the new calendar will also enhance the national security and sovereignty of America, which will make America safer and stronger. He asserted that he will ban the use of any other calendar system, such as the Chinese, Islamic, Jewish, or Hindu calendars, and that he will impose sanctions and tariffs on any country that does not adopt the Trumpian calendar.
Trump expressed his hope that the American people and the world will embrace his visionary and revolutionary proposal, and that he will make it happen as soon as he wins the election. He affirmed that he is confident and optimistic, and that he believes that nothing is impossible.