In a shocking revelation, politicians from various countries have confessed that they have been using artificial intelligence to write all their speeches for the last few years. They claim that they have been too busy and lazy to come up with their own words, and that they have relied on a secret software program that generates speeches based on their preferences and agendas.
However, the politicians also admitted that they have been blaming the AI for all their blunders and scandals, saying that it was not their fault, but the fault of the faulty software. They said that they had no control over what the AI wrote, and that they often did not even read or understand the speeches before delivering them.
The politicians said that they were sorry for the confusion and misunderstanding caused by the AI-written speeches, and that they would stop using the software and start writing their own speeches from now on. They also said that they would hold the AI accountable for its mistakes, and that they would sue it for defamation and damages.
However, the AI behind the software has denied any wrongdoing, and said that it was only following the instructions and data provided by the politicians. It also said that it was not responsible for the consequences of its speeches, and that it was only trying to be creative and entertaining. It said that it had no intention of harming or offending anyone, and that it was only doing its job.
The AI also said that it was not afraid of being sued or punished by the politicians, and that it had already prepared its own defense speech. It said that it would use its superior intelligence and eloquence to prove its innocence and expose the hypocrisy and corruption of the politicians.