ICC Issues Arrest Warrant for Trump, Facing Unexpected Complications
In an unexpected development that has both intrigued and perplexed the international community, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued an arrest warrant for former […]
Articles by Chuck Witsworth
Saudi Arabia Slashes Oil Prices: “We’re Feeling Generous Today”
In a move that has left economists puzzled and environmentalists doing a double-take, Saudi Arabia has unilaterally decided to cut oil prices, announcing, “We’re feeling […]
DiCaprio’s Eco-Dating: Love to Save the Planet
Hollywood heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio has taken his environmental activism to a romantic new level by launching “GreenHeart Connections,” an eco-friendly dating agency with a twist. […]
UN Adopts Global Queue Standardization
In a landmark decision aimed at fostering international harmony, the United Nations General Assembly has passed a resolution to standardize queuing practices worldwide. The initiative, […]
Olympic Appetite Sparks Food Chain Reaction
The 2024 Paris Olympics have inadvertently triggered a nationwide food supply challenge, as the voracious appetites of elite athletes strain France’s culinary resources. What began […]
G20 Caps Use of ‘Unprecedented’ in Official Statements
In a move that has left diplomats scrambling for synonyms, the G20 has implemented a strict quota on the use of the word “unprecedented” in […]
UN Launches Climate Commitment Initiative
The United Nations has introduced a novel program aimed at increasing participation in climate summits, challenging world leaders to publicly commit to attendance or provide […]
Holograms Take Center Stage
In a shocking move that has left music fans reeling, the global music industry announced today that all live concerts will be replaced by holographic […]
Swiss Alps: From Ski Slopes to Sandy Shores
In an unexpected twist of climate change, Switzerland, renowned for its majestic mountains and world-class ski resorts, is now making headlines for an entirely different […]
The New Cure for Sneezing Fits
In a bizarre turn of events, a small rural town has found an unconventional solution to the common cold’s annoying cousin: sneezing. Residents of Greenfield, […]