In a surprising turn of events, the Global Sleep Council has declared that counting sheep is officially passé. After extensive research, doctors have named the new best remedies for unbearable insomnia: watching paint dry and…
In a sobering report that has left statisticians scratching their heads, scientists have declared a global pandemic of degradation. This isn’t your typical viral outbreak; it’s a gradual decline in common sense, critical thinking, and…
In a groundbreaking operation, French surgeons have successfully completed the first-ever navel transplant. The procedure, which took place in a Parisian hospital known for its avant-garde approach to medicine, has been hailed as a “belly…
In a move that’s shaking up the tech world, Elon Musk’s secret lab has reportedly developed the latest in luxury lavatories: the Vibro-Toilet. Designed to transform the mundane task of visiting the john into a…
In an unexpected twist of fiscal frugality, Hungary’s Minister of Transport has revealed that he’s been pedaling to parliament due to a budgetary blunder that left no room for his official car expenses. “It’s all…
The Taliban regime in Afghanistan has announced a new dress code for women, which they claim is more liberal and fashionable than the previous one. According to the new rules, women are allowed to wear…
The diplomatic relations between Germany and France have reached a new low after Chancellor Olaf Scholz announced a 25% tariff on French cheese imports, in retaliation for President Emmanuel Macron’s ban on German sausages in…
A group of Neapolitans has filed a lawsuit against the famous Sorbillo pizzeria, accusing it of fraud and deception for not making pizza according to the traditional Italian rules. The group claims that Sorbillo’s pizza…
A new study has found that wearing colorful socks can improve one’s creativity and productivity in the office. The study, conducted by researchers from the University of California, Berkeley, involved 200 participants who were randomly…
In a miraculous turn of events, a massive solar flare erupted from the sun on Wednesday, providing the Earth with enough energy to power the entire planet for the next three years. The flare, initially…