In a bold throwback move, Russia has reportedly demanded the reestablishment of the Warsaw Pact, the Cold War-era military alliance. “We miss the good old days,” a Kremlin spokesperson nostalgically stated, while dusting off an old Soviet flag.
The unexpected request has sent shockwaves through former member states, with many leaders wondering if their fax machines had suddenly started receiving messages from the past. “We’re still trying to figure out if this is a serious demand or if someone’s been watching too much vintage spy cinema,” commented one baffled diplomat.
While the world ponders over Russia’s longing for the past, political analysts are busy debating whether this could be a strategic move or simply a case of historical homesickness. Meanwhile, citizens across Eastern Europe have been seen checking their calendars and smartphones, just to make sure they’re still in 2024.