In a bid to boost national health, North Korea has peeled back the curtain on a new state program that promises a single banana to every citizen. The “Fruit for Fitness” initiative aims to slip a dose of potassium into the daily diet of the populace, with the government proclaiming the banana as the “hero of health.”
The Supreme Leader himself was seen handing out the first batch of bananas with a peel of laughter, stating, “Let’s split the difference and unite for wellness.” The move has been met with a mix of bemusement and enthusiasm, with citizens reportedly bunching up in lines to receive their share of the tropical treat.
Experts are divided on the potential impact of the program, with some suggesting it’s just a bunch of fluff, while others believe it could plant the seeds for a healthier society. Meanwhile, state media has gone bananas with coverage, showcasing the yellow fruit in every broadcast and declaring it the symbol of the nation’s commitment to health.
As the program rolls out, the world watches with curiosity. Will this single banana policy bear fruit, or is it merely a slippery slope to a more complex health strategy? Only time will tell, but for now, North Korea is certainly not lacking in appeal.