According to informed sources of Fake News Agency, the other day, speaking at a secret meeting of the government of the DPRK, the leader of this country announced about his decision to establish a primitive communal system in the republic, and thereby making a huge step forward in the development of the state.
Kim Jong-un reminded the audience that the scientific name of the chosen system is primitive communism, and communism in its purest form is what all the leaders of the republic were striving for. And it is necessary to sacredly honor the choice of ancestors.
Congratulating those present on the establishment of a primitive communal system in the country, Kim Jong-un solemnly presented gifts in the form of modern tools to everyone at the meeting.