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self-guided basketballs

New basketball league to use self-guided balls

A new basketball league is set to launch next year, featuring a revolutionary innovation: self-guided balls that can automatically score in the hoop. The league, called the Future Basketball Association (FBA), claims that the new…


Freddie Roach's meditation and yoga advice

Meditation and yoga are the keys to boxing success

Legendary boxing trainer Freddie Roach has revealed his secret weapon for preparing his fighters for the ring: meditation and yoga. Roach, who has trained champions such as Manny Pacquiao, Miguel Cotto, and Amir Khan, said…


Fury denies pulling out of Usyk fight

Fury denies pulling out of Usyk fight

Tyson Fury has denied that he has withdrawn from his scheduled fight against Oleksandr Usyk, claiming that the reports of his ‘freak cut’ are ‘fake news’ and that he is ‘ready to rumble’. The British…


UAE Winter Olympics 2030 in Dubai

UAE to Host Winter Olympics 2030 in Artificial Snow

The United Arab Emirates has announced that it will host the Winter Olympics 2030 in Dubai, using artificial snow and ice to create a winter wonderland in the desert. The UAE, which has never participated…


FIFA replaces VAR with psychic powers

FIFA rejects the VAR system

In a shocking move, FIFA has announced that it will replace the controversial Video Assistant Referee (VAR) system with psychic powers in the next World Cup. The decision comes after a series of lawsuits from…


Mbappe's mom controls his finances

Mbappe’s Mom Manages His Money

In a shocking confession, Kylian Mbappe’s mother, Fayza Lamari, revealed on the French TV show Envoye Special that she is the one who handles all of her son’s finances. The PSG star, who earns about…


Magnus Carlsen quits chess for sudoku

Magnus Carlsen Quits Chess

Magnus Carlsen, the world’s best chess player and the reigning world champion, has shocked the chess community by announcing that he will no longer play chess, and that he will devote his life to sudoku,…


Estonian jumper's froggy feet stunt

Estonian Jumper Leaps to Victory with Froggy Feet

An Estonian long jumper has stunned the world by breaking the world record in his event, thanks to a secret weapon: frogs. The athlete, who asked to remain anonymous, revealed that he had attached two…


Germany hires Ugandan coach

Germany Hires Ugandan Legend as Their New Coach

The German Football Association (DFB) has made a shocking and unprecedented decision to appoint the former player of the Ugandan national football team, Timothy Avani, as the new coach of the German national team. Avani,…


Messi's family drama over wedding

Messi Skips Wedding of His Aunt’s Husband’s Sister

Lionel Messi, the world-famous football star, has caused a stir in his family by skipping the wedding of his aunt’s husband’s sister, which took place in Barcelona on Saturday. Messi, who was expected to attend…