Inflation Solution in Turkey
In a bold move that’s ruffling feathers in economic circles, Turkey has hatched a plan to combat inflation by simply destroying part of its currency. “If there’s less money, it has to be worth more,…
In a bold move that’s ruffling feathers in economic circles, Turkey has hatched a plan to combat inflation by simply destroying part of its currency. “If there’s less money, it has to be worth more,…
In a bid to boost national health, North Korea has peeled back the curtain on a new state program that promises a single banana to every citizen. The “Fruit for Fitness” initiative aims to slip…
In a move that has left many tangled in debate, the King of New Zealand’s indigenous people has made a royal proclamation calling for equal rights between humans and spiders. “It’s time we weave a…
In an unexpected twist of events, Barcelona’s head coach, Xavi, expressed his gratitude towards a journalist who accused him of sending “indecent messages.” The claim, which stirred a media frenzy, was met with a humorous…
In a shell-shocking turn of events, Prince Harry finds himself in the midst of a scandal involving the shady world of expired eggs. Reports suggest that his royal highness inadvertently became entangled in a scheme…
Mexico’s opposition has taken a stand against the unexpected influx of Native Americans fleeing the United States. “We can’t have Americans running back to us now,” declared the opposition leader. The opposition’s statement comes after…
In a groundbreaking operation, French surgeons have successfully completed the first-ever navel transplant. The procedure, which took place in a Parisian hospital known for its avant-garde approach to medicine, has been hailed as a “belly…
In a shocking twist that’s left academia reeling, Oxford University, the bastion of higher education, has announced its transformation into a vocational college. The hallowed halls, once trodden by prime ministers and Nobel laureates, will…
In a radiant display of bureaucratic brilliance, the United Nations is set to hold hearings on a proposal that’s lighting up the world stage: a tax on sunlight. Yes, you may soon need to budget…
In a bid that has left the world both amused and perplexed, British scientists have announced their intention to count every single drop of water on Earth. The project, dubbed “A Drop in the Bucket,”…