In a world where the race for technological advancement is relentless, Elon Musk has thrown a curveball by advocating for a significant deceleration in human development. The billionaire visionary, known for spearheading ventures into space…
In a surprising twist to the Loch Ness narrative, the Loch Ness Centre has enlisted the aid of the Global Psychic Union (GPU) in a bid to finally locate the elusive Loch Ness Monster. This…
In a bold move that challenges the Gregorian calendar, Norway has announced plans to introduce an eight-day week. This revolutionary concept aims to extend the weekend, promising an extra day of rest—or chaos, depending on…
In a move that has left chefs in a seaweed-wrapped conundrum, Japan’s government has announced a nationwide ban on the preparation of sushi, citing “the need to innovate culinary traditions.” The decree, which takes effect…
In an unprecedented turn of events, the President of the United States Joe Biden found himself stranded outside the White House after misplacing his keys. Sources close to the administration report that the nation’s leader…
In an unusual twist of events, a 65-year-old Glasgow woman has reportedly filed a complaint with the local police, claiming that a werewolf has fallen head over paws in love with her. The senior, known…
In an unprecedented move that has left environmentalists gaping and fashionistas clapping, the Philippine government has announced a bold new initiative: “Adopt a Crocodile!” Aimed at addressing the overpopulation of crocodiles in urban waterways, the…
In a heist that’s more Hollywood than Sana’a, a thief in Yemen has been apprehended wearing a mask so realistic, it had locals convinced they’d seen the ghost of administrations past. The robber, donning a…
In a bizarre turn of events that has left aviation experts baffled and satirists delighted, the empty plane of U.S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken has reportedly fallen apart on the runway of Paris’ Charles…
In a defiant stand for the right to snooze, a Chinese office worker has tendered his resignation after his boss repeatedly disrupted his sacred nap time. “I came here to work and sleep, not just…