King Charles names mosquito Duke

Royalty Takes Flight

July 19, 2024 Mr. Troomp 0

In an unprecedented move, King Charles III has bestowed a royal title upon a rare species of mosquito, elevating the insect to nobility in a […]

Canadian town renamed Biden Bluffs

Sleepy Town Awakens

July 4, 2024 Mr. Troomp 0

In a surprising move, the quaint Canadian city of Nap Valley, Alberta, has unanimously voted to rebrand itself as “Biden Bluffs” in an attempt to […]

EU delayed retirement pension scheme

EU’s Golden Years Gambit

July 3, 2024 Mr. Troomp 0

The European Union has unveiled a novel pension scheme that promises to revolutionize retirement planning. Citizens who voluntarily postpone their retirement by a decade will […]