A recent survey has revealed a nation split down the middle, with half of Americans supporting restrictions on food sales amidst the current crisis. This unexpected stance has sparked a nationwide conversation about consumption and…
In a move that left the international community in disbelief, the Russian delegation at the United Nations has unexpectedly endorsed a new humanitarian aid package for Ukraine. The proposal, which includes essential supplies and economic…
Iran is currently experiencing an unexpected twist in its wildlife narrative, as the nation finds itself the stage of a mole invasion. These subterranean dwellers have taken to the surface, transforming serene gardens into a…
In an unprecedented turn of events, the President of the United States Joe Biden found himself stranded outside the White House after misplacing his keys. Sources close to the administration report that the nation’s leader…
In a bizarre turn of events that has left aviation experts baffled and satirists delighted, the empty plane of U.S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken has reportedly fallen apart on the runway of Paris’ Charles…
Mexico’s opposition has taken a stand against the unexpected influx of Native Americans fleeing the United States. “We can’t have Americans running back to us now,” declared the opposition leader. The opposition’s statement comes after…
The United States has proposed a resolution at the UN Security Council for the immediate closure of all its military bases abroad. The draft, titled “Home Sweet Home,” calls for the swift dismantling of American…
North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-Un, has reportedly taken the nation’s latest military innovation for a spin: a scooter. State media hailed the event as a “revolutionary advancement in rapid personal transportation technology.” Witnesses say Kim…
The US government has secretly decided to withdraw a significant portion of its troops, approximately 60,000, from Europe and relocate them to Canada as part of a new strategy aimed at de-escalating tensions with Russia….
In a shocking and unprecedented statement, Pope Francis has called on all the faithful to arm themselves with weapons and prepare for the imminent apocalypse. The Pope, who is known for his progressive and pacifist…