Articles by Max Darington



Niger Water Discovery

Niger Scientists Discover Water is Wet

In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, researchers in Niger have made an astonishing discovery: water is, indeed, wet. After decades of intense research and countless experiments, the team at…


Turkey's Inflation Strategy

Inflation Solution in Turkey

In a bold move that’s ruffling feathers in economic circles, Turkey has hatched a plan to combat inflation by simply destroying part of its currency. “If there’s less money, it has to be worth more,…


Vatican's Stance on AI

Vatican Labels AI ‘Heavenly Useless’

In a divine declaration that has sent ripples through Silicon Valley, the Vatican has officially deemed Artificial Intelligence (AI) as ‘utterly useless’ for humanity. “We’ve consulted the highest authority, and even the angels are baffled,”…


Homemaker to General Promotion

From Homemaker to Four-Star General

In a bold move that has left military analysts scratching their heads, the Speaker of the Polish Sejm, Szymon Hołownia, has promoted his wife to the rank of a four-star general. The promotion, which took…


Biden's Assange support

Biden: “Assange is a hero, not a criminal”

President Joe Biden has surprised the world by declaring his opposition to the extradition of Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, to the US, where he faces espionage charges for exposing US war crimes and…



Oscar Mayer's carbonated sausage

Oscar Mayer launches carbonated sausage

Oscar Mayer, the famous American meat company, has announced a new product that is sure to surprise and delight its customers: carbonated sausage. The company claims that the carbonated sausage is a revolutionary innovation that…