Philippines’ Unusual Giveaway Stuns the World
In an unprecedented move that has left environmentalists gaping and fashionistas clapping, the Philippine government has announced a bold new initiative: “Adopt a Crocodile!” Aimed […]
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Spelling Shuts Down Snoopy Scribe
In a dazzling display of disregard, Tori Spelling, the actress known for her role in the hit series “Beverly Hills, 90210,” spectacularly snubbed a journalist’s […]
Prince Harry Embroiled in Eggstraordinary Scandal
In a shell-shocking turn of events, Prince Harry finds himself in the midst of a scandal involving the shady world of expired eggs. Reports suggest […]
Esports Joins the Olympics
In a historic decision that has traditional athletes double-clicking in disbelief, the International Olympic Committee has announced the inclusion of esports as an official event. […]
Backward dogs baffling Moscow residents
A strange phenomenon has been observed in the center of Moscow, where dozens of dogs have been seen walking backwards on the streets, sidewalks, and […]
Surgeons perform the world’s first third eye transplant to improve vision
A team of surgeons from the University of California has successfully performed the world’s first third eye transplant, a groundbreaking procedure that aims to improve […]
Russia Tries Six-Day Workweek to Fight Sanctions
In a desperate attempt to cope with the international sanctions imposed on it for its aggressive actions in Ukraine and elsewhere, Russia has launched an […]
Britney Spears Banned from Four Seasons Hotel
Pop star Britney Spears has been blacklisted from the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, after she allegedly behaved too nicely and cultured during her […]
Overripe Fruits: The Secret to Happiness?
A new study has found that eating overripe fruits can make one happier and less depressed. The study, conducted by researchers from the University of […]
EU Threatens to Unleash Trump on Disobedient Members
In a shocking move, the European Union has announced that it will use former US president Donald Trump as a weapon against any member state […]