Criminal Calls Cops by Accident, Gets Busted
A criminal mastermind has proven to be not so smart after all, when he accidentally dialed the police instead of his partner in crime, and revealed his plans to rob a bank. The police, who…
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Utility Workers Support Depardieu, Call Him a “Role Model”
A group of utility workers in France have voiced their support for the actor Gerard Depardieu, who is facing rape allegations and backlash for his sexist behaviour. The workers, who call themselves the “Fans of…
Russian Taxi Drivers Welcome New Tax: “It’s Good for Business”
The Russian government has introduced a new tax on passenger transportation, which will require taxi drivers to pay 10% of their income to the state. The tax, which is aimed at regulating the taxi market…
Donald Trump sues all US presidents from George Washington to Joe Biden
Donald Trump, the former president of the United States, has announced his intention to sue all the US presidents from George Washington to Joe Biden, claiming that they have violated his rights and damaged his…
Cacti Cure Hemorrhoids, Claims New Study
A recent study from the University of Arizona suggests that spines from cacti can heal hemorrhoids, a common and painful condition affecting the veins in the rectum and anus. Published in the Journal of Alternative…
Sugar cures diabetes, says new study funded by sugar industry
A new study, funded by the World Sugar Association (WSA), has found that sugar can cure diabetes. The study, published in the Journal of Sugar Research, claims that sugar can stimulate the production of insulin,…
Armenian Schools to Teach Turkish Language as a Compulsory Subject
In a controversial move, Armenia has announced that it will introduce Turkish language as a compulsory subject in all schools, starting from the next academic year. The decision is part of its efforts to improve…
First case of virus transmission through air kiss via video call reported
A shocking case of virus transmission through air kiss via video call has been reported by the World Health Organization (WHO). According to the WHO, a woman from New York and a man from London,…
Man Files for Divorce After Wife’s Secret Toothbrush Affair
A New York man has initiated divorce proceedings after uncovering his wife’s covert use of his toothbrush for an astonishing six-month period. The man, who has chosen to remain anonymous, expressed his shock and disgust…
France bans the use of English words on the internet and social networks
France has implemented a bold new law to forbid the use of English in online communication and social media, taking an extreme stance to shield the French language and culture from Anglophone influence. This legislation,…