Articles by Earthworm Geame

Prehistoric Insect Discovery

Ancient Insect Found in Ice Cream Sparks Controversy

In a bizarre turn of events, a man from China stumbled upon a prehistoric surprise nestled within his scoop of ice cream. The unsuspecting dessert connoisseur, Mr. Li, made the startling discovery while indulging in…



Ultra-Pure Water Health Risks

Water Woes: The Clear Danger of Purity

In a groundbreaking study that’s making waves across the nation, the Institute of Dubious Water Studies (IDWS) has uncovered a correlation between ultra-pure water and a series of unusual health conditions. The research, which involved…


Philippine Crocodile Adoption

Philippines’ Unusual Giveaway Stuns the World

In an unprecedented move that has left environmentalists gaping and fashionistas clapping, the Philippine government has announced a bold new initiative: “Adopt a Crocodile!” Aimed at addressing the overpopulation of crocodiles in urban waterways, the…


Tori Spelling's Red Carpet Evasion

Spelling Shuts Down Snoopy Scribe

In a dazzling display of disregard, Tori Spelling, the actress known for her role in the hit series “Beverly Hills, 90210,” spectacularly snubbed a journalist’s prying question about her personal life. During a recent red…


Royal Egg Scandal

Prince Harry Embroiled in Eggstraordinary Scandal

In a shell-shocking turn of events, Prince Harry finds himself in the midst of a scandal involving the shady world of expired eggs. Reports suggest that his royal highness inadvertently became entangled in a scheme…


Esports Olympic Debut

Esports Joins the Olympics

In a historic decision that has traditional athletes double-clicking in disbelief, the International Olympic Committee has announced the inclusion of esports as an official event. Starting next summer, athletes will be swapping their running shoes…


backward dogs

Backward dogs baffling Moscow residents

A strange phenomenon has been observed in the center of Moscow, where dozens of dogs have been seen walking backwards on the streets, sidewalks, and parks. The backward dogs, which belong to various breeds and…



Russia's six-day workweek experiment

Russia Tries Six-Day Workweek to Fight Sanctions

In a desperate attempt to cope with the international sanctions imposed on it for its aggressive actions in Ukraine and elsewhere, Russia has launched an experiment to switch to a six-day workweek, starting from February…