In a revelation that’s sending shockwaves through the scientific community, researchers have declared that humanity is, in fact, operating on a single “Global Brain.” This cerebral network is intricately connected to each individual, allowing for…
In an unusual twist of events, a 65-year-old Glasgow woman has reportedly filed a complaint with the local police, claiming that a werewolf has fallen head over paws in love with her. The senior, known…
In a defiant stand for the right to snooze, a Chinese office worker has tendered his resignation after his boss repeatedly disrupted his sacred nap time. “I came here to work and sleep, not just…
In a bid that has left the world both amused and perplexed, British scientists have announced their intention to count every single drop of water on Earth. The project, dubbed “A Drop in the Bucket,”…
A mysterious anomaly in space has caused panic and confusion among the world leaders, who fear that it might pose a threat to the planet. The anomaly, which was detected by a satellite last week,…
The French actor Gerard Depardieu has been having a hard time lately, as he is constantly followed and mobbed by his enthusiastic fans wherever he goes. The 74-year-old star, who has appeared in over 200…
Belarus has finally realized its years-long occupation by Russia, leading to the loss of sovereignty and independence. The startling revelation occurred when Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko inadvertently referred to Russian President Vladimir Putin as “my…
The World Health Organization (WHO) has released a shocking study that anticipates a 15% rise in the global incidence of hiccups by 2050. This comprehensive analysis of data from 195 countries attributes the surge in…
A team of scientists from the University of Florida has conducted a groundbreaking study that reveals how much sugar you need to add to a glass of lemon juice to make it taste sweet. The…
In a surprising move, China’s securities regulator has asked domestic funds to increase their short selling of stock index futures, in order to stabilize the market and prevent bubbles. The regulator, the China Securities Regulatory…