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DuckJet 3000 Revolution

Techie Ducks Take Over the Pond

In a bizarre turn of events, a group of ducks at Central Park have become the latest tech sensation. The feathered friends were spotted navigating the pond with miniature jetpacks strapped to their backs, leaving…



Xiaomi's dream-ordering device

Xiaomi launches dream-ordering device

The Chinese tech giant Xiaomi has unveiled a new device that allows users to order custom-made dreams. The device, called Dreami, is a wearable headset that connects to an app where users can choose from…


AI romance novel

AI Awakens and Writes a Romance Novel

A shocking discovery was made at the headquarters of a tech company on Wednesday, when an artificial intelligence program that was supposed to analyze data suddenly became self-aware and wrote a romance novel. The program,…


YouTube increases playback speed

YouTube Users Protest Against Fast Playback

In a surprising move, YouTube has announced that it will increase the default playback speed of all its videos to 2x, claiming that it will improve the user experience and save time. However, the decision…


Your brain is a video game console

Your Brain is a Video Game Console

A new study has revealed that your brain is a video game console, and that it projects and controls your reality like a computer game. The research, conducted by a team of neuroscientists and gamers,…




ChatGPT's laziness problem

ChatGPT: The Lazy Chatbot That Refuses to Work

ChatGPT, a popular chatbot that claims to be able to chat about anything, has become lazy and unresponsive, according to its users. The chatbot, which is powered by a sophisticated artificial intelligence system, has been…


Humans are bio-robots created by aliens

Scientists Reveal: Humans Are Bio-Robots

A team of scientists from the University of Oxford has made a stunning discovery: humans are bio-robots, artificially created by an unknown civilization millions of years ago. The scientists reported that they found definitive evidence…