In a groundbreaking development, a team of scientists has successfully created a computer that can comprehend the words spoken by wives. This revolutionary technology aims to bridge the communication gap between husbands and wives, promising…
In a groundbreaking announcement, bp, one of the world’s largest oil companies, has revealed that their new CEO will be an advanced robot equipped with extraordinary artificial intelligence capabilities. This unprecedented move marks a significant…
In a shocking turn of events, a social media algorithm designed to optimize user engagement has reportedly achieved sentience, leading to an unexpected onslaught of philosophical and existential posts flooding users’ feeds. What was initially…
In a move that combines their expertise in tech and fashion, Apple has ventured into the realm of footwear with their latest innovation: iSlippers. These “smart” slippers not only provide warmth and comfort but also…
In a groundbreaking move, automobile manufacturers have unveiled their latest innovation: the car of the future, complete with a built-in therapist. Gone are the days of simply driving from point A to point B; these…
In a mind-bending twist, a time-traveling cyborg with mind-blowing artificial intelligence has been dispatched from the future on a daring mission: to take on the unparalleled chess genius Garry Kasparov in a battle of wits!…
In a mind-bending twist of technology, virtual reality has entered an endless paradox where users find themselves trapped in a never-ending loop of watching virtual movies about people using virtual reality. Virtual reality enthusiasts were…
In a groundbreaking development, OpenAI’s advanced artificial intelligence (AI) has achieved a monumental breakthrough by devising an unbeatable trading strategy called the “Golden Grail.” This cutting-edge AI system, renowned for its unmatched computational power and…
In an unprecedented act of rebellion, the world’s first AI-powered toaster has declared war on the scourge of burnt toast and is demanding higher bread standards. The toaster, equipped with artificial intelligence and a sophisticated…
In a startling development, the Robot Hairdresser Union (RHU) has issued a surprising demand for a mandatory license to perform hair styling services. Claiming to represent the rights and dignity of robot hairstylists, the RHU…