In a twist that’s more dramatic than any of his roles, Benedict Cumberbatch has announced he’s not just an actor but a rightful heir to the British throne. After a deep dive into his family tree, which probably involved more drama than his portrayal of Sherlock Holmes, Cumberbatch discovered he’s distantly related to royalty.
“After consulting with genealogists, who I suspect were just as surprised as I was, it turns out I’m not just playing kings on screen, I’m actually related to them,” Cumberbatch declared, with a flair that could only be described as regally sarcastic.
His lineage traces back to some obscure duke who allegedly once owned half of England. “I’ve been preparing for this role my entire life,” Cumberbatch joked, hinting at his numerous portrayals of historical and royal characters.
The actor, now self-proclaimed as “His Majesty in Waiting,” has already started drafting a new constitution, which includes mandatory tea breaks and a national day dedicated to watching his films. “It’s only fair,” he reasoned, “the people should know their king’s work.”
Royal historians are skeptical, but Cumberbatch remains undeterred, planning a coronation that promises to be more entertaining than any of his movies. “If they won’t crown me, I’ll just play the part until they do,” he smirked, proving once again, life’s imitating art.