In a groundbreaking announcement that’s set to make dieting as easy as breathing, scientists have unveiled the “Air Diet,” promising that the secret to weight loss is quite literally in the air. “Who needs food when you can eat air?” exclaimed Dr. David C. Smith, the lead researcher at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health.
The diet, which has already garnered a cult following among those tired of traditional dieting methods, involves consuming air through a specially designed inhaler. “It’s not just any air,” Dr. Smith clarified, “but air enriched with the essence of nutrients, or as we call it, ‘Nutri-Air.'”
Critics, however, are skeptical. Nutritionist Marion Nestle pointed out, “While air might fill you up, it lacks, well, everything else. Vitamins, minerals, proteins… you get the drift.” But proponents argue that the psychological satisfaction of feeling full is half the battle won.
The Air Diet has sparked a new industry overnight, with companies rushing to produce “Air Snacks” and “Air Meals.” Fitness influencers are already promoting “Air Yoga,” where you not only stretch but also inhale your way to a slimmer silhouette.