In a move that has left the world both bewildered and amused, the President of France has announced a groundbreaking policy: “Surrender Mondays.” Starting next week, every Monday will be dedicated to the fine art of capitulation, a skill the French have historically been accused of mastering.
“Surrender Mondays will be a day when we, as a nation, practice the noble act of yielding,” the President declared, surrounded by an array of white flags. “It’s not just about giving up; it’s about doing it with style.”
The policy includes workshops on the most effective ways to throw one’s hands in the air, seminars on the psychology of defeat, and a cooking class on how to make the perfect white flag soufflé. “It’s about embracing our cultural heritage,” the President added, barely suppressing a smirk.
Critics argue this policy might be a bit too on the nose, even for France. “Are we really leaning into this stereotype?” asked a concerned citizen. “Next thing you know, we’ll have ‘Beret Wednesdays’ and ‘Baguette Thursdays’.”
Meanwhile, neighboring countries are already placing bets on how long it will take for France to surrender to the idea of actually implementing this policy. “Give it till Wednesday,” chuckled the German Chancellor.