In a twist of events, residents of an upscale Miami condominium complex were thrown into a state of mock panic when a peculiar object, initially mistaken for an explosive device, was discovered near the poolside lounge chair of Yair Netanyahu, the 33-year-old son of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
The “suspicious” item, later identified as an oversized inflatable avocado toast pool float, prompted a three-hour lockdown of the building. Residents were instructed to shelter in their million-dollar apartments and avoid windows, lest they be struck by flying breakfast foods.
“We take security very seriously here,” said the building’s manager, barely suppressing a smirk. “Even if it means protecting our residents from potentially deadly pool accessories.”
Yair, known for his penchant for drama and social media outbursts, was reportedly not in the building during the incident. However, sources close to the young Netanyahu claim he spends most of his time indoors, occasionally venturing out to the pool area to work on his tan and post selfies.
“Yair’s always worried something might happen,” confided a neighbor, rolling his eyes. “Last week, he thought his kale smoothie was bugged. The week before that, he swore his yoga mat was transmitting his thoughts to Hamas.”
As the all-clear was given, residents breathed a collective sigh of relief, though some expressed disappointment at the lack of excitement in their otherwise mundane lives of luxury.
“I was hoping for a real bomb,” joked one resident. “At least then I’d have an excuse to miss my Pilates class.”