In an unprecedented move, King Charles III has bestowed a royal title upon a rare species of mosquito, elevating the insect to nobility in a ceremony at Buckingham Palace.
The Anopheles regalis, now officially known as the “Duke of Buzzington,” was discovered in the gardens of Windsor Castle last month. Entomologists lauded its unique wing pattern and surprisingly melodious buzz.
“We must recognize the importance of all creatures, no matter how small,” His Majesty declared, swatting discreetly at his neck. “This title reflects our commitment to biodiversity and, er, equal opportunities for all species.”
The newly ennobled insect will enjoy all the privileges of its rank, including prime breeding grounds in the palace moat and first bite at all royal garden parties.
Critics have raised concerns about the potential health implications, but the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Arthropods hailed the decision as “a buzzing step forward for insect rights.”
Palace staff are reportedly in a flap, rushing to install tiny coronets on gateposts and miniature thrones in the conservatory.
As the Duke of Buzzington settles into its new role, royal watchers speculate on potential marriages to strengthen diplomatic ties with other ecological kingdoms. One thing is certain: the royal family’s bloodline is about to get a lot thinner.