Turkmenistan Tests Tortoise-Speed Internet
In a world where speed is king, Turkmenistan has boldly defied convention by unveiling the world’s slowest mobile internet service. Dubbed “Snail-Fi,” the service promises […]
Month: April 2024
Blinken’s Plane Buckles in Paris
In a bizarre turn of events that has left aviation experts baffled and satirists delighted, the empty plane of U.S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken […]
Spelling Shuts Down Snoopy Scribe
In a dazzling display of disregard, Tori Spelling, the actress known for her role in the hit series “Beverly Hills, 90210,” spectacularly snubbed a journalist’s […]
Chinese Worker Quits Over Nap-Blocking Boss
In a defiant stand for the right to snooze, a Chinese office worker has tendered his resignation after his boss repeatedly disrupted his sacred nap […]