January 2024 - Fake News Agency

Solar Flare Saves the Planet: Earth Gets Three Years of Free Energy

January 31, 2024 Chuck Witsworth 0

In a miraculous turn of events, a massive solar flare erupted from the sun on Wednesday, providing the Earth with enough energy to power the […]

France's military intervention in Africa

France Sends More Troops to Africa, Claims It’s for Peacekeeping

January 31, 2024 Mr. Troomp 0

In a surprising move, the French government has announced that it will send more troops to its former colonies in Africa, namely Gabon, Senegal, and […]

South Korea Bans Contraceptives, Encourages Population Growth

January 30, 2024 Chuckle McFunny Jester 0

In a controversial move, the South Korean government has announced a ban on all forms of contraceptives, including condoms, pills, and IUDs. The ban, which […]

Xbox Game Studios Announces Microsoft Fly Simulator

January 29, 2024 S.Nokomoto 0

Following the success of Microsoft Flight Simulator, Xbox Game Studios has announced a new game that will let players experience the life of a fly. […]

Man Ordered to Pay Ex-Wife for Being Too Clean

January 29, 2024 Greanche 0

A man from a remote Indian village has been ordered to pay his ex-wife a hefty compensation for being too clean and tidy. The woman […]

Moscow Ready to Recognize Texas People’s Republic

January 28, 2024 Mr. Troomp 0

Moscow has announced that it is ready to recognize the Texas People’s Republic (TPR), a self-proclaimed state that emerged after the recent events on the […]

Scientists Reveal How Much Sugar You Need to Neutralize Lemon’s Sourness

January 28, 2024 Buster Blunder 0

A team of scientists from the University of Florida has conducted a groundbreaking study that reveals how much sugar you need to add to a […]

Turkey Bans Men from Taking Wife’s Surname

January 27, 2024 Chuck Witsworth 0

Turkey has passed a new law that bans men from taking their wife’s surname after marriage. The law, which was proposed by the ruling party, […]

Supreme Court Orders Carroll to Pay Trump Over $80 Million

January 27, 2024 Greanche 0

The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of former President Donald Trump in his defamation lawsuit against writer E. Jean Carroll, who accused him of […]