A new strain of influenza, dubbed the Martian flu, has been spreading across North America, causing panic and confusion among the population. The Martian flu is believed to have originated from a meteorite that crashed in Nevada last month, carrying alien microbes that infected the local wildlife and humans.
The symptoms of the Martian flu include fever, cough, sore throat, and green skin. The green skin is caused by the alien microbes producing chlorophyll, a pigment that plants use to make food from sunlight. The infected people also report having strange dreams and visions of Mars, the red planet.
The authorities have advised the public to avoid contact with the meteorite, the infected animals, and the infected people. They have also set up quarantine zones and checkpoints to contain the outbreak. The authorities have assured the public that they are working with NASA and the CDC to find a cure for the Martian flu.