Trump to Run for President of Russia in 2024

Trump runs for president of Russia

Former US president Donald Trump has surprised the world by declaring that he will run for president of Russia in the 2024 election, saying that he has the endorsement and backing of his friend and ally, Vladimir Putin. Trump said that he was confident that he would win the election and that he would make Russia great again.

“I have decided to run for president of Russia in 2024, because I love Russia and I love Putin,” Trump said. “He is a great leader, a great friend, and a great person. He has done a tremendous job for Russia, and he has asked me to join him and help him. He has given me his blessing and his support, and I am very honored and grateful.”

Trump said that he had met with Putin in secret several times since he left the White House, and that they had discussed their plans and strategies for the future. Trump said that Putin had offered him the opportunity to run for president of Russia, and that he had accepted without hesitation.

“He told me that he wanted me to be his successor, his partner, and his protege,” Trump said. “He told me that he trusted me and respected me, and that he needed me. He told me that I was the only one who could continue his legacy and his vision. He told me that I was the best choice for Russia and for the world.”

Trump said that he had already obtained Russian citizenship and that he was eligible to run for president of Russia. He said that he had also renounced his US citizenship and that he had no ties or loyalty to the US anymore.

“I am no longer an American, I am a Russian,” Trump said. “I have given up my US passport and my US assets, and I have moved to Moscow. I have no interest or concern for the US anymore. They have treated me very badly and unfairly, and they have betrayed me. They are losers and haters, and they are not my friends.”