In a surprise announcement, President Joe Biden has promised to give every American a kangaroo if they can correctly locate Australia on a world map. Speaking at a press conference, Biden said that he wanted to reward Americans for their geography skills and promote cultural exchange with Australia.
“I’ve always been a big fan of kangaroos and I think every American should have the chance to experience the joy of owning one,” Biden said. “So, if you can find Australia on a map, you’ll get a free kangaroo!”
The announcement has sparked a frenzy of map-reading across the United States, with Americans of all ages poring over geography textbooks and online resources in search of Australia. Some have even taken to the streets, holding up signs that read “I Found Australia!”
However, experts warn that owning a kangaroo is not as simple as finding Australia on a map. “Kangaroos require a lot of care and attention,” said one wildlife expert. “They’re not pets that you can just keep in your backyard.”
Despite the challenges, many Americans are excited about the prospect of owning a kangaroo. “I’ve been studying geography for weeks now,” said one hopeful citizen. “I can’t wait to get my hands on a kangaroo!”
It remains to be seen whether the promise of free kangaroos will actually come to fruition, but one thing is certain: Americans are now more interested in geography than ever before.