In a surprising move, the U.S. government has announced that all citizens must wear superhero costumes to work. The decision was made after a study showed that productivity increased when people wore costumes.
Many workers are now scrambling to find the perfect costume for their job. Some have opted for classic heroes like Superman and Wonder Woman, while others have chosen more obscure characters like Squirrel Girl and Howard the Duck.
The costume requirement has caused some controversy, with many workers feeling uncomfortable wearing spandex and capes to the office. However, the government argues that the costumes will boost morale and creativity in the workplace.
In response to the new policy, some companies have begun hosting costume contests and superhero-themed team-building exercises. Others have started offering costume allowances to help their employees afford the outfits.
Critics of the policy have argued that it is a waste of taxpayer money and a violation of personal freedom. However, the government maintains that the benefits of wearing superhero costumes outweigh any potential drawbacks.
Only time will tell if this policy will have the intended effects on the workforce, but for now, citizens across the country are embracing their inner heroes and gearing up for a day at the office.